Memetically-engineered purity test-cum-to-do list

[muckefuck]

I been inspired by my Friends to revise my list of erotic life goals. I resolve to have sex with:

1. Three Turkish soldiers in an abandoned train tunnel near Skopje, Macedonia
2. A Russian naval officer
3. My Boy Scout leader
4. A NYC policeman after he's had me put on his uniform including the gun belt and gun
5. A bakery employee at work
6. My ex-boyfriend in a "portable classroom", which was really just a classroom trailer, after all the kids left for lunch.
7. A large 6'7" man in a Fiero.
8. Two young Mormons in the service elevator during a Young Republican's Convention.
9. A boy picked up at a high-school math conference
10. Myself in front of a crowd of fifty or more on a public city street

all at the earliest opportunity. Thank you! Y'all're the wind beneath my genitals!