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muckefuck ([personal profile] muckefuck) wrote2010-07-13 11:59 am

Whoah, Nellie!

You know how they say that when you have sex with someone, you're also having sex with everyone that person has ever had sex with? With that in mind, did you ever wonder how many times you've fucked a horse?

[identity profile] grunter.livejournal.com 2010-07-13 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
So, you're saying that my fleshlight secretly takes the horsecock behind my back?

Why, that two-timing, no good floozy. No wonder he's lost all semblence of elasticity these past few weeks.

I have a mind to turn him back into the rubber, wall-crawling spider toys from whence he came. Gosh, darnit.

[identity profile] muckefuck.livejournal.com 2010-07-13 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Think for a moment how much of the time you leave him unsupervised. Even polymers have certain needs!