Things To Do While You Wait For Your Boyfriend's Horribly-Delayed Flight To Arrive At O'Hare
- Feed the cat
- Read erotic Argentinian online bear comics(*)
- Drink a cup of hibiscus tea
- Snuggle the cat
- Make duck lo mein and eat it
- Make duck broth with the leftover bones
- Play thirty five games of online solitaire
- Snuggle the cat again
- Play maudlin 80s songs on YouTube
- Have some ice cream
- Follow along on Gameday as the Cardinals destroy Oakland
- Make mint tea from your own spearmint
(*) Link provided upon request.
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