Excessively legalistic argument of the day

[muckefuck]

Said of a wrapped candy bar: "That's not food, it's groceries."

Whatever, pal; if I see it out again, it's garbage.

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[areia.livejournal.com]

Freaks...

Fine then: "This? But it's a durian! No one in their right mind eats these!"

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

That might run you afoul of the Patriot Act. I think they're classified as a munition.

[areia.livejournal.com]

I see your Patriot Act and raise you the Americans with Disabilities Act. I have an anxiety disorder, and this is my comfort durian. It's called Don. Don the Durian.