muckefuck | Fill in the ____

"If it snows on Valentine's Day, it means ______."

you fill the ice bucket to chill the champagne with snow.

dangerous weather! And use it as an excuse to get up close and personal with your person, snow is dangerous - be cautious..... : )

That Love is a Frigid Bitch

...you're gonna have a sore ass in the morning!

..... I'm not in San Francisco!

The streets look a little less ugly than they would otherwise.

You don't live in New Orleans.

...Saints Cyril and Methodius are getting their own back.

.. sod all.