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muckefuck ([personal profile] muckefuck) wrote2009-02-05 11:20 am

Name of the Day

Scythia Enfield Fritter Bradshaw (1830-1863)

[identity profile] caprinus.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Without looking anything up, I imagine the daughter of impoverished noble, a cavalry-man in the employ of the British East India Company, born in a bungalow in the Ceded and Conquered Provinces and thereafter dead of consumption. Possibly by a tiger. With very little in between. She wrote two books of poetry and an atrocious translation of Kalidasa.

[identity profile] caprinus.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
A Virginian, eh? Well, I got her gender right, at least. ;_;

[identity profile] febrile.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
In the billiard room, with the candlestick.

[identity profile] richardthinks.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn, Scythia (land of the blood-drinking horse barbarians) Enfield (Lee- or Harry, both pretty special) and Fritter (-ware or apple-) are genius. Too bad I didn't get this in time to burden my daughter with it.

[identity profile] caprinus.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought of the Enfield connection, but I think the dates are wrong for it.

So what did you burden her with instead?

[identity profile] richardthinks.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Katarina. Contra my father in law's request, we felt that Ekaterina was going to be pushing it for a kid growing up in rural NY, with that initial E.

[identity profile] richardthinks.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I think guns have been made with the Enfield mark since the end of the Napoleonic wars, but I wasn't really thinking about chronology (Harry Enfield definitely wouldn't have bothered our Scythia during her lifetime).