Eat your politics!

[muckefuck]

As threatened in my previous post! I'm making no commitment to respond to suggestions for revisions or update this as conditions change. (For instance, Egypt has been suggested as a silent supporter of the war, but--after today--patriots might not give a flying foul.)

Asterisks (*) denote countries whose presence could be questioned given factors such as public remarks from governmental figures. Names for the categories have been carefully chosen to offend and alienate as many readers as possible.

Patriotic Picks

(based on the NYT's "coalition of the bought offwilling")

Afghani
Albanian
American [DUH!]
Australian [mmm...kangaroo and Fosters!]
Azerbaijani
British
Bulgarian
Colombian
Costa Rican
*Czech [in light of Klaus' recent criticisms, see also below]
Danish
Dutch
Eritrean
Estonian
Ethiopian
Georgian
Honduran
Hungarian
Icelandic
Italian
Japanese
Korean [see below]
Kurdish
Kuwaiti
Latvian
Lithuanian
Macedonian
Marshall Islander
Micronesian
Nicaraguan
Palauese
Filipino
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Rwandan
Salvadorean
Singaporean
Slovak
Solomon Islander
(South) Korean
Spanish
*Turkish [see also below]
Ugandan
Uzbeki

Weaslers & Wafflers

Arabian (Saudi and UAE)
Bahraini
*Czech [see also above]
*Egyptian [see also below]
*Iranian [Great Satan vs. Little Satan, who to root for?]
Israeli
Jordanian
Mexican
Omani
Qatari
*Turkish [see also above]

Dissenters' Courageous Choices

EVERYTHING ELSE from the rest of the FREAKIN' WORLD, but particularly:

Columbian [note spelling!]
*Egyptian [see also above]
French [again, DUH!]
German
*Iranian [see also above]
(North) Korean [100% vegetarian tree bark pulgogi!]
Libyan
Palestinian
Russian
Syrian
Vatican

Comments

Oh! Canada!

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Canada has a cuisine? (Just kidding--I'm as fond of Nanaimo bars as the next guy.)

I didn't know where to put them. By good nature and geopolitics, they're Weaslers, reluctant to offend the 8,000 lb. gorilla next door, but truly red-blooded patriots might want to toss them into the Traitor pile for Not Sticking By Us Like They Always Have. Should we compromise, putting Quebec with the TraitorsDissenters and pouring the maple syrup of the remaining provinces onto the Wafflers?

Re: Oh! Canada!

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

What Americans don't get is that our military is already stretched very thin covering your asses in places recently Liberated (Afghanistan, for instance).

Re: Oh! Canada!

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

So? That doesn't mean y'all can't send in your plane!

Re: Oh! Canada!

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

It's busy flying a shipment of Freedom Fries to Liberated Croatian militants in Serbia! Bugger off!

Re: Oh! Canada!

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

What about your boat, then? Or is it still docked in long-liberated Guam, preparing to bring succour to our steadfast and ancient allies in Palau and the Marshall Islands?

Re: Oh! Canada!

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

The boat has holes in it. We don't talk about the boat.

Re: Oh! Canada!

[bunj.livejournal.com]

I say we cut the Canucks some slack. After all, it is really the frog-eating parts of Canuckistan which are Traitors, and we showed them by keeping the Canadiens out of the playoffs. I say put the rest of 'em in the Weasel category.