A sandwich is just a sandwich

[muckefuck]

Today I was making french toast (a.k.a. "eggy bread") when I realised we had sliced turkey and asiago cheese in the meat drawer. Sadly no ham, so my sandwich was only three-quarters of the way to being a monte cristo. What to call such a near-miss? A "Monte Battista"? An "Edmond Dantès"? A "Pianosa"?

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Re: KIND O LIKE A....

[jhvilas.livejournal.com]

Nah: no meat and dairy together.

How about a "Christ Monty"? As in "Christ, Monty, did you forget to buy ham?" Or maybe a "Monte Criminy."