Inadvertent S&M

[muckefuck]

Those of you who aren't into pain might want to make sure that, if your boyfriend fixes a tasty soup with slivered Thai bird chiles, he washes his hands real well before he jerks the two of you off that evening. Those of you who are, you might want make a mess of pepper oil in advance and avoid the fussiness of slivering. (Or maybe you could hit on some method that employs your underutilised garlic press.) Either way, be sure to have some salve handy.

Comments

[rollick.livejournal.com]

Even with my patented lack-o'-phallus, I get a bit squirmy at seeing the words "jerk off," "slivered," "garlic press," and "pepper oil" used in such close proximity.

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

And: Tiger Balm is not a lubricant.

[bunj.livejournal.com]

When we were at the cooking school in Mexico they kept pressing upon us the importance of hand washing after handling the chiles. It seems one of their students had forgotten to wash before going to the bathroom. She did not have a fun day.