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[muckefuck]

Sojutinites! Does anyone remember the casting for princeofcairo's proposed "Worst Tempest Ever" (the blockbuster film)? What I recall is:

Jessica Alba: Miranda
Robin Williams: Caliban ("He wouldn't need any makeup, he'd just need to take off his shirt")
Val Kilmer: Prospero

I can't remember who Dermot Mulroney was supposed to play; my mind says "Gonzalo", but that doesn't really make sense, does it?

Suggestions for the rest of the cast? Don't hold back--it will have to be awfully stanky to live up to the title, given the depth of princeofcairo's loathing of Greenaway's Prospero's Books.

Comments

[bunj.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking Mandy Moore, or perhaps Hilary Duff (or some other vapid pop singer) as Ariel.

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

Jaye Davidson!

[febrile.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth Berkeley.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Charlotte Church.

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

I'm screaming now.

[carneggy.livejournal.com]

Much more horrific to use Hayley "No, I'm not her brother, that's my actual face" Duff instead.