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muckefuck ([personal profile] muckefuck) wrote2004-08-12 10:09 am

Balderdash your way to Spam®!

I'm sure everyone's familiar with the current spamming technique which involves sprinkling messages (particularly subject lines) with obscure words in order to bamboozle spam filters. Most of these are merely odd, but every once in a while, one catches my fancy. This one did:
bilabial teat baud
So today's contest is: A free can of Spam® to the person who comes up with the best definition for "bilabial teat baud".

[identity profile] almeda.livejournal.com 2004-08-12 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
That's EASY. It's a metric for determining how much explicit, pornographic photography one can download over a given connection speed. :->

I mean, teats with two labia? Duh.

[identity profile] bunj.livejournal.com 2004-08-12 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Early cybernetics are not for the faint of heart.

[identity profile] snowy-owlet.livejournal.com 2004-08-12 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
The speed with which nipple stimulation affects the genitals.

[identity profile] princeofcairo.livejournal.com 2004-08-12 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You people disgust me.

It's how fast a baby can download milk from its mother, using the approved two-lip method of suction.

[identity profile] currawong.livejournal.com 2004-08-12 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It is the small rubber band, placed by gynaeocologists around the supernumerary nipples which occur on some unfortunate women's external genitalia. These drop off after 3 days.