Last word on gay marriage

[muckefuck]

Paul: For you.
Klaus: Hello, Konrad. I'm Klaus from Gay Radio Cologne. We spoke recently on the phone.
Konrad: Oh, yeah...right. Come in. I'd almost forgotten. Let's go into the living room.
Klaus: It won't take long. I just need a few voiceovers on the subject "Gays and Marriage".
Paul: WHAT IS THIS BRIMMING CONDOM DOING HERE ON MY DESK?
Konrad: THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW! IT WAS IN THE CAR ASHTRAY!!
Paul: Oh, right!
Klaus: So...you know the discussion matter: Inheritance, tax deductions, maternal tears in the registry office... Konrad, should gays be allowed to marry?
Konrad: Well, I think...
Paul: DID YOU FORGET TO BUY NUTELLA?
Konrad: IN THE FRIDGE!!
Paul: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NUTELLA GETS HARD AS A ROCK IN THE FRIDGE!
Klaus: Okay...once again...ahem. Konrad, should gays be allowed to marry?
Konrad: Well...
Paul: THAT IS NOT NUTELLA! THAT IS "SCHOKONUESSLI"! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS KEEP BUYING THIS CHEAP SHIT?
Konrad: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
Paul: ONLY NUTELLA IS NUTELLA! I'VE BEEN PREACHING THAT TO YOU FOR YEARS!!!
Konrad: [gnash]
Klaus: Eh...yeah. Gays. Marry.
Konrad: Legally married to this man and I'd throw myself off the Hohenzollern Bridge.
Paul: THEN DO I AUTOMATICALLY INHERIT YOUR HIFI TOWER?


(Copyright 1993 by Ralf König. All rights reserved...including, er, translation into English, which I just did. Please don't send me to jail!)

Comments

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

I'm frightened how many parallels conversations Carl and I've had with that text. :: chuckle ::

[currawong.livejournal.com]

We have a tired right-wing government in trouble, with a Prime-Minister in search of a political wedge. What are the odds on gay marriage being selected? And just watch Australia's sillier gay fringe fall for it .

[spookyfruit.livejournal.com]

THEN DO I AUTOMATICALLY INHERIT YOUR HIFI TOWER?

This is the best quote of all time.

-sf-

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

You should read Koenig's work: It's funny, it's in German, and it's really, really GAY. (Like in a cock-sucking, butt-fucking, ball-licking, ass-rimming sort-of-way, not a Liberace/Richard Simmons/Tallulah Bankhead kind of way.)

[spookyfruit.livejournal.com]

You should bring it to me, or provide adequate links that I need not strain my overworked brain seeking.

-sf-

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Why you lazy-ass bastard! Why don't you come to me and read the comics there, huh?