2004-05-26

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2004-05-26 08:49 am

Meetup crumbs

She Who Never Sleeps sums up last night's meetup with a minimum of misattribution (I can't recall ever in my existence using the phrase "window on your life" but then, what I don't know about my own utterances would scare me). Best part: Getting to wield the rolling pin. Worst part: I knew I'd stay up too late and I did. Like my mother, I seem incapable of leaving a gathering before the bitter, gasping end.

In any case, I promised [livejournal.com profile] scathedobsidian to introduce him to [livejournal.com profile] lhn. Gentlemen, you are both downtown law librarians. Feel free to make some small shop talk. Oh, and, at [livejournal.com profile] rollick's demand, another HOT! BEAR! SEX! post is being composed in my head as I write this. With any luck, it will get posted during my afternoon desk shift; else, post-work when my brain is at maximum fry.

Also, on a linguistic note, the NCVS will be the death of me. All night, I thought one of the attendee's name was homonymous with that of a Scandinavian furniture company. Today, I found out that it's actually [livejournal.com profile] donia. They might be homophonous in Chicagoese but not in my idiolect and, by gum, I plan to keep it that way!
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2004-05-26 11:17 am

OWGA, pt. 5: Belgian Pride

Here is a post with something for everyone: for [livejournal.com profile] rollick, lascivious horny bears; for [livejournal.com profile] nibadi, some hot nail action; for [livejournal.com profile] pheret1, an inside peek at Bear Pride.

The year is 1999. )
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2004-05-26 02:05 pm

Pre-emptive health whinging! How can you skip it?

Every year about this time I get sick. Either before Bear Pride (thus ruining it) or after (an inevitable consequence of kissing dozens of men from around the world). This year, I'm determined it will be the latter, so I've tried to be conservative in my behaviour. Yeah, I was a little stupid staying up till midnight last night, but I will hurry home after class tonight and get plenty of sleep. For real! I'm trying to eat well, drink a lot, take multivitamins, and avoid walking around underdressed. No matter how sunny it is, there's always an overshirt and a scarf in my bag.

So when I got to the desk today and my shiftmate told me, "I don't think I'm contagious," my reaction was, "If I catch what you have I will TOTALLY kick your ass." He smiled weakly. I'm like, "No, I'm serious. My boyfriend gets back Friday night after two weeks in Oregon and we're celebrating his birthday. If I'm sick, I will find out where you live and cut you up into little pieces." "Well, you already know where I work." "I'm not going to wait the whole weekend to kick your ass."

Of course now I'm hypochondriacally interpretting ever natural aftereffect of my lack of sleep as evidence of an emerging malady. I want to rush to my pillbox and proactively swallow one of everthing in it. I want to go home and sleep this instant.

Perhaps I should go kick his ass now while I still have all my strength.

Edit: ACK! I had to touch the mouse he used! I'm doomed! Head...so...woozy...
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2004-05-26 04:48 pm

Two weeks without the Great White One: Day 10


死別已吞聲
生別常惻惻
江南瘴癘地
逐客無消息
故人入我夢
明我長相憶
君今在羅網
何以有羽翼
恐非平生魂
路遠不可測
魂來楓林青
魂返關塞黑
落月滿屋梁
猶疑照顏色
水深波浪闊
無使蛟龍得