(no subject)

[muckefuck]

"The fact remains there's still 7 million illegal aliens occupying jobs that should go to American citizens. It's nowhere near mission accomplished." --Bob Dane, spokesman for the Federation for American Immigration Reform, as quoted in the Los Angeles Times

There are so many misconceptions packed into this one short statement that it's, in some sense, a masterpiece of concision. I don't even know where to start unpacking and refuting them all. I just want to flippantly reply, "So give them all American citizenship. Problem solved!"