Name of the Day

[muckefuck]

Tokyo Sexwale

I swear, this really exists; some of you highly intelligent pricks out there will recognise my source for it.

Now, without doing a websearch (yes, I'm talking to you, welcomerain), use your imagination and tell us who Tokyo Sexwale is.

Comments

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

A transvestite game show host in Central/South America.

[welcomerain.livejournal.com]

augh close your parentheses twitch twitchy

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Now that I have, Ms Twitchy, will you answer the question?

[welcomerain.livejournal.com]

thank you (sigh)

Tokyo Sexwale is CLEARLY a Catholic priest. Who wears pink corduroy pants.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

I have combed the Bible and the saints' calendars and can find no "Tokyo". Then again, ethnic variations can be wacky. (Who would guess that "Jacko" is St. Hyacinthus?) WHERE is Tokyo Sexwale a Catholic priest?

[welcomerain.livejournal.com]

You didn't ask me WHERE, you asked WHO. Besides, it's classified.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

So if I asked "Who is welcomerain?", you wouldn't expect anyone to answer, "A lazy AMERICAN whore who likes to lie back and be entertained"?

Tell me, O Wondrous and All-Metabolising Rain, when can we expect another demonstration of your phenomenal ANSWER POWER?

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

I like to lie back and be "entertained."

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Since when?

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know. Sometimes I'm tired.

[welcomerain.livejournal.com]

I don't see why you're pouting, you TOLD me I couldn't look it up.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

ME? Pout? You must have me confused with another user. mukkefukk? monkeyfuck? mochafunk? tokyofuck?

[bunj.livejournal.com]

Tokyo Sexwale is some of my favorite anime! I'm referring, of course, to the original 6 episode television series that came out in 1994-1996. The movies, and the 1999-2000 show were utter crap.

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

Let's see:

- Sharp, slim-hipped asian drag king
- The most recent incarnation of the pseudopunk band previously known as "Subliminal Assfuck" previously known as "Motherpunch" previously known as "Kim"
- The crypto-gay "bad boy" trying to break into the big leagues in motorcycle racing
- The jaded sexy barrista at your local coffee shop who isn't sure if she wants to pursue a career in slam poetry or modeling for suicidegirls.com or library science
- Yo mama.

[mollpeartree.livejournal.com]

Japanese porn version of Moby Dick, title from pirated cover.

It's like a Rorschach test, isn't it?

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

I don't ever remember a Rorschach test this entertaining. Maybe I had a crap-ass edition.

[lifeandstuff.livejournal.com]

It's the name the cruel kids gave to the fat kid in grade school. But, he has a very long memory. Oh, yes he does. Many years later after everyone had forgotten, he got even with them. Oh yes, he did. In a completely untraceable way too. Bwahahahahahah!!!!