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muckefuck ([personal profile] muckefuck) wrote2008-09-03 09:02 am

What to ask the oncologist

Here's what I've come up with. Anyone have other suggestions?
  1. Everything I read says that the prostate is "about the size of a walnut". Does it also taste like a walnut?
  2. One of the remedies is called a "radical prostatectomy". This sounds so 1987. Don't you offer an "eXXXtreme prostatectomy" yet?
  3. Another remedy is call "cryosurgery". If you do this one, how far in advance do you need to defrost the cryosurgeon?
  4. What are the three laws of robotic prostatectomies?
  5. In "brachytherapy", radioactive seeds are implanted through the rectum wall. But how will these grow where the sun never shines?
  6. How high does a Gleason score have to be before you get one POW! right in the kisser?

[identity profile] ceirdwenfc.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I read you through [livejournal.com profile] dysgu_cymraeg, and enjoy your posts immensely. Sorry, that sounded a bit like an epitaph. Good luck with everything. *sending encouraging thoughts*, but you sound like you're okay.

[identity profile] muckefuck.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Diolch i ti am ddymuno'n dda i mi--ac am ddarllen 'mhosti!