I can't see sleep researchers finding me at all interesting. A psychologist, on the other hand, might wonder why I procrastinate so much, and attach myself to an insomniac so much, that I'm frequently in wonky cycles that annoy me.

Says she who was up until 6 this morning with said insomniac, talking and watching "eXistenZ," which is not a movie I'd necessarily recommend to anyone, but even less so to someone who's looking for something to start watching at 2 in the morning.

And why would a solid-REM-sleep nap be non-restful? I thought REM was the part of sleep your body actually needs most.