Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo!

[muckefuck]

Compliments of an acquaintance on the ZBB:

Die, die die, die die Gänse gestohlen haben festnehmen werden, werden belohnt werden.

Perfectly grammatical, if stylistically a touch odd. Does anyone want to have a shot at parsing it before I gloss it for y'all?

Comments

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

Dice, dice dice, dice dice stolen from the Guernseys that have weird festering, very weird and blonde.

[richardthinks.livejournal.com]

Those who arrest the ones who stole the geese will be rewarded?

Hang on, I've got some dies and werdens left over...

[areia.livejournal.com]

Apparently I haven't forgotten as much German as I thought. Google Translate, on the other hand, didn't do so well:
"Those, which are recompenced those, which stole the geese will arrest, will. "

I don't believe 'recompenced' is even a word. At least not with that spelling.

(Oh, and in case you wonder who I am: just a random stranger who also lives in Uptown and loves language.)

[cpratt.livejournal.com]

Whoever arrests the people that stole the geese will be rewarded.

[wwidsith.livejournal.com]

Nice, this reminds me of the English sentence with 11 "had"s in a row..

[nibadi.livejournal.com]

fehlt dort nicht ein Komma zwischen haben und festnehmen?