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muckefuck ([personal profile] muckefuck) wrote2006-06-28 10:22 am

Horndogs at the cineplex

Today's talking point is: What's the worst movie you've ever watched because you thought someone in it was hotter than hot?

[identity profile] princeofcairo.livejournal.com 2006-06-28 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Elektra. Aeon Flux. Ultraviolet. Underworld: Evolution. Into the Blue.

The list, she goes on and on.

[identity profile] his-regard.livejournal.com 2006-06-29 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Have to disagree about the last, prince. Movies like Elektra and Aeon are such dismal failures that the only thing remaining unimpeded is the starlet's pretty features. Contrast this with Into the Blue, an adequate script competently directed, but well beyond the actors' skills to bring any more life to it. One can imagine the Pareto optimal 2005 film world where the Scarlett Johansson/Ewan McGregor and Jessica Alba/Paul Walker swapped roles in The Island and Into the Blue, leaving the former no worse and vastly improving the latter.

[identity profile] princeofcairo.livejournal.com 2006-07-03 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You make a compelling case. For Scarlett Johanssen in a knit bikini, if for nothing else.