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muckefuck ([personal profile] muckefuck) wrote2006-06-28 10:22 am

Horndogs at the cineplex

Today's talking point is: What's the worst movie you've ever watched because you thought someone in it was hotter than hot?

[identity profile] danbearnyc.livejournal.com 2006-06-28 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Streisand remake of A Star is Born. And no, not for Streisand.

[identity profile] lustronheloise.livejournal.com 2006-06-28 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Does the last season of Alias count? My main reason for watching it was to see pretty, pretty David Anders.

[identity profile] koffie-addict.livejournal.com 2006-06-28 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
How Stella Got Her Groove Back

[identity profile] snowy-owlet.livejournal.com 2006-06-28 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Tale of the Mummy (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127919/). Got it for Gerard Butler, stayed for Sean Pertwee.
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[identity profile] qwrrty.livejournal.com 2006-06-28 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably The Fifth Element.

[identity profile] princeofcairo.livejournal.com 2006-06-28 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Elektra. Aeon Flux. Ultraviolet. Underworld: Evolution. Into the Blue.

The list, she goes on and on.

[identity profile] yieldsigns.livejournal.com 2006-06-28 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I couldn't think of anything, but then someone said Underworld. Oh, Christ! And Jeffrey, of course.

[identity profile] mollpeartree.livejournal.com 2006-06-28 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm spoiled for choice from my Russell Crowe period, but I'm going to say Virtuosity is the worst movie he ever made.

[identity profile] strongaxe.livejournal.com 2006-06-28 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
The one that stands out in my mind is Haunts of the Very Rich - it's a cheesy movie about a bunch of people who go to a tropical resort, and then things start going wrong, and nobody can leave. I turns out that all of them had somehow narrowly escaped death just before going there (or had they, really?). I only ever saw it on late night TV a few times.

The point of attraction was Ed Asner shirtless (and it's curious that the IMDB page actually forewarns people about his hairy back. To each his own ;))

[identity profile] aadroma.livejournal.com 2006-06-29 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
God I hate to admit this, but Universal Soldier 2: The Return for Bill Goldberg, who kept repeatedly ripping his clothes off (alas, not all of them). I remember me and [livejournal.com profile] didiseven rented it and later had such dirty "bathe-in-gasoline"-esque shame after that ^_-

[identity profile] keyne.livejournal.com 2006-06-29 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, this is so easy.

Under the Rainbow (1981 version).

Please to rinse my brain with gasoline if I ever think about watching it again.

[identity profile] foodpoisoningsf.livejournal.com 2006-06-29 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I can't believe I'm the only one: Zardoz with Sean Connery.

[identity profile] intagliosfera.livejournal.com 2006-06-29 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'll Sleep When I'm Dead. Excruciating. I'll never look at a camper van the same way.
Although, I concur--Zardoz made me want to hunt down and punish the gang of nincompoops responsible for that pile of dreck.

[identity profile] bunj.livejournal.com 2006-06-29 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Just to add to my shame (see above), -e and I were talking, and we both came up with the same movie: Original Sin, starring Antonio Banderas and Angelina Jolie. Worse than Tomb Raider II? You betcha!

[identity profile] zompist.livejournal.com 2006-07-09 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
2046, because of Faye Wong. And, I'm afraid, Aeon Flux.