Horndogs at the cineplex

[muckefuck]

Today's talking point is: What's the worst movie you've ever watched because you thought someone in it was hotter than hot?

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[owenthomas.livejournal.com]

Threesome.

[danbearnyc.livejournal.com]

Streisand remake of A Star is Born. And no, not for Streisand.

[lustronheloise.livejournal.com]

Does the last season of Alias count? My main reason for watching it was to see pretty, pretty David Anders.

[koffie-addict.livejournal.com]

How Stella Got Her Groove Back

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

Tale of the Mummy (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127919/). Got it for Gerard Butler, stayed for Sean Pertwee.

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Probably The Fifth Element.

[princeofcairo.livejournal.com]

Elektra. Aeon Flux. Ultraviolet. Underworld: Evolution. Into the Blue.

The list, she goes on and on.

[yieldsigns.livejournal.com]

I couldn't think of anything, but then someone said Underworld. Oh, Christ! And Jeffrey, of course.

[mollpeartree.livejournal.com]

I'm spoiled for choice from my Russell Crowe period, but I'm going to say Virtuosity is the worst movie he ever made.

[strongaxe.livejournal.com]

The one that stands out in my mind is Haunts of the Very Rich - it's a cheesy movie about a bunch of people who go to a tropical resort, and then things start going wrong, and nobody can leave. I turns out that all of them had somehow narrowly escaped death just before going there (or had they, really?). I only ever saw it on late night TV a few times.

The point of attraction was Ed Asner shirtless (and it's curious that the IMDB page actually forewarns people about his hairy back. To each his own ;))

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

God I hate to admit this, but Universal Soldier 2: The Return for Bill Goldberg, who kept repeatedly ripping his clothes off (alas, not all of them). I remember me and didiseven rented it and later had such dirty "bathe-in-gasoline"-esque shame after that ^_-

[keyne.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is so easy.

Under the Rainbow (1981 version).

Please to rinse my brain with gasoline if I ever think about watching it again.

[foodpoisoningsf.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I'm the only one: Zardoz with Sean Connery.

[intagliosfera.livejournal.com]

I'll Sleep When I'm Dead. Excruciating. I'll never look at a camper van the same way.
Although, I concur--Zardoz made me want to hunt down and punish the gang of nincompoops responsible for that pile of dreck.

[bunj.livejournal.com]

Just to add to my shame (see above), -e and I were talking, and we both came up with the same movie: Original Sin, starring Antonio Banderas and Angelina Jolie. Worse than Tomb Raider II? You betcha!

[zompist.livejournal.com]

2046, because of Faye Wong. And, I'm afraid, Aeon Flux.