From the mouths of babes

[muckefuck]

As we were taking leave of Dad and his wife's (quasi-Jewish) family in the foyer, my BIL prompted his two-and-a-half year-old son to give greetings:

"Can you say 'Merry Christmas'?"

"MAY KISS-MUSS!"

"Can you say 'Happy Hannukah'?"

(Pause)

"MAY KISS-MUSS!!"

May Kiss Muss, everyone!