ext_90581 ([identity profile] mollpeartree.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] muckefuck 2005-12-16 05:04 pm (UTC)

I'd kind of like to read the rest of this one:

Patricia wrote out the phrase 'It was a dark and stormy night' exactly seventy-two times, which was the same number of times she stabbed her now quickly-rotting husband, and the same number of pages she ripped out of 'He's Just Not That Into You' by Greg Behrendt to scatter around the room -- not because she was obsessive compulsive, or had any sentimental attachment to the number seventy-two, but because she'd always wanted to give those quacks at CSI a hard time.

But these are made up instead of from actually published works, right?

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