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muckefuck ([personal profile] muckefuck) wrote2005-12-16 10:46 am
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Merry f*ckin' Christmas!

Supposedly from this year's list of Bulwer-Lytton award nominees, although the official site says otherwise:
"Like an over-ripe beefsteak tomato rimmed with cottage cheese, the corpulent remains of Santa Claus lay dead on the hotel floor."
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