All your Snickers

[muckefuck]

A moment ago, as I was purchasing a candy bar from the snack machine, there was someone on my left buying coffee and someone on my right buying chips. All three machines began beeping at once and it almost sounded like the beginnings of a perky little melody.

Now I want that to be the opening scene in a video piece by Stomp-like troupe--or perhaps a music video by Super Madrigal Brothers.

Comments

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Do not think that if you decide you'll just get rid of the cows yourself it will be easy. It is easier to move a department chairman than it is to move even one cow. Fire a .45 over the head of a department chairman or drive straight at one with a pickup truck, he (or she) will move; a cow will not. I have tried both of those tactics any number of times, and no cow has ever so much as budged. It's not just a matter of saying, "Shoo, cows!" Trust me.

I mailed this to Nuphy, Interim Department Chairman.

[febrile.livejournal.com]

For the next time you have to say, "Shoo, Interim Department Chairman...?"