ext_21044 ([identity profile] muckefuck.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] muckefuck 2005-12-02 06:14 pm (UTC)

Do not think that if you decide you'll just get rid of the cows yourself it will be easy. It is easier to move a department chairman than it is to move even one cow. Fire a .45 over the head of a department chairman or drive straight at one with a pickup truck, he (or she) will move; a cow will not. I have tried both of those tactics any number of times, and no cow has ever so much as budged. It's not just a matter of saying, "Shoo, cows!" Trust me.
I mailed this to Nuphy, Interim Department Chairman.

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