'Tis a pity, doncha know!

[muckefuck]

Many thanks to listens2kids for today's serving of off-colour ethnic jokes. My favourite:

Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street.

They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad."

Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see that the Jews are fallin' victim to temptation as well."

Then they see a catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen said, "What a terrible pity...one of the girls must be dying."

This, in a nutshell, is how my ancestral religion has managed to persist as an institution up into the present day.

Comments

[bunj.livejournal.com]

There was once an Episcopalian who owned two buildings. He leased one to a sporting goods store, the other to a brothel. Then the sporting goods store left for a mini mall. For a new tenant he got another brothel, making him the lessor of two evils.

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

*LUV!*