What is love anyway? (for cuorefelice34)

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1. Live is like a razor blade: double edge for double pain.
2. Love is like a bottle of gin, but a bottle of gin is not like love.
3. Love is a stranger in an open car to tempt you in and drive you far away.
4. If you don't cry, it isn't love; if you don't cry, then you just don't feel it deep enough.
5. And love is real, and though I realise this is not a deep observation to those of you who find it necessary to conceal love or obscure it as is the fashion.
6. In honour of our beloved revolutionary sweetheart: Nothing more, nothing less, love is the best.

(Those of you looking for some cheap meme-ish entertainment, name the artist and--extra bonus points!--song title for each quote.)

1. "The nature of love" Ministry
2. "Love is like a bottle of gin" The Magnetic Fields
3. "Love is a stranger" The Eurythmics
4. "If you don't cry" The Magnetic Fields
5. "Life is grand" Camper Van Beethoven
6. "It must be love" Madness

Edit: No wonder no one got the Ministry quote! Me and my mondegreens!