1) The company that made my gift has no web presence, other than appearing on an FDA listing embargoing their products from entering the country without English nutrition information printed on them.
So I have to take a picture. This involves letting the digital camera battery recharge. Therefore, we all must wait.

2) I recommend requesting something from China with Engrish on it, for the humor value. I have a t-shirt from Korea that I HAD to buy for the insane Engrish.