There's also a personal element, too, since apparently the host has badmouthed others for letting their parties turn into play parties in the week hours. All in all, it makes me very glad I've been keeping the drama-ready twentysomethings at arm's length.

To quote funnyman Dara Ó Briain: "Young people: They're good to look at. And they're fun to fuck. But upstairs, there's nothing going on."